He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie.
"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts
who is she
was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet
TO THE MINISTRY!
oh my fucking god
|—||favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)|
My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk
like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow
and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before
MY PET SHRIMP
becoming a demon seems like a good career option
don’t become a cop, there are so many other choices
please don’t insult demons like that
Ok, a few bad cops should not spoil people’s entire opinions of law enforcement. There are some of us who want only to protect and serve :/