visual representation of the entire Winter Soldier gag reel
do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"
why do some couples make their statuses as ‘single’ after every fight? I don’t put ‘orphan’ after every argument with my mum
astrology isn’t real when it says bad things about my sign
I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will I do then
THIS GOES FOR EVERY ANIMAL EVER. if you get an animal for your kid, that animal is still your responsibility. you need to research their care and you need to double check that it’s carried out properly and if your kid gets bored, SURPRISE it’s your responsibility now.
basically, your 8 year old kid can barely take care of themselves don’t even pretend like they can provide proper care for an exotic animal with specific (sometimes very difficult to meet) needs without some sort of guidance. teach your kids the importance of looking into proper care and providing it like my mom did instead of letting the animal suffer while you sit around apathetic.
also, letting your kid make an animal suffer and ultimately die is not a “good lesson” for them. animals aren’t inanimate objects.
Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably
Original mashup of Why’d You Only Ever Call Me When You’re High? by Arctic Monkeys and Miss Jackson by Panic! At The Disco
This is my original mashup please don’t steal credit [x]
The keys don’t match though :/ otherwise it’s a really cool idea but they need to modify the pitch on Miss Jackson bc it’s dissonant :(
It has come to my attention tonight that some people don’t know about Chris Evans’s freckles. Let me tell you about his freckles.